Explanation of blog title change.

So this blog was called Private Dancer because it was going to be a private blog and for some reason I thought of my sister telling me that every time I called her house the caller i.d. would say private caller and she think of the character Private Dancer on Scrubs. Then I remembered it's a Tina Turner song too... and while I have much love and respect for the T.T. I don't really like that song. Also, it has nothing to do with food or eating.
I realized today that now the title could fit in with some sort of Top/Bottom S&M type of thing. I guess I'm not really into that but I've never tried, so who's to say.
I am fascinated by the whole culture. Who isn't really... No really, be honest about it, if you're human, sex is an interest.

You know it, I know it.

Actually, I'm pretty sure I could happily beat the crap out of someone if they wanted me to... I'm also quite certain I don't want the crap beat out of me. I know, I know, there's more to it than the physicality but humiliation is also in my repertoire. I learned from the best. I spent a good 2 years walking around with chewed gum on the end of my nose because I was too stupid to not chew gum in glass when the Nuns told me to stop. Not to mention the old "stand in front of the entire class with your empty notebook and the word LAZY written on the board with a giant arrow pointing at your head" trick. Those lovely ladies certainly were creative but in my case, not really effective. I just learned to not give a rat's ass.
Homework? Psshhtt Puh-lease.
I still got 110 on that spelling test didn't I?

Over the years the Nuns taught me a few other things, of which a few are,
appreciate and work with what you have
even if the authority gets pissed- ask questions
be creative
don't be a damn snob
I think this is exemplified by 2 phrases: 'It's wet, you're thirsty, drink it!" and "Shut up and eat it."
Hence the name.

Reading this blog is like reading the ramblings of a chipmunk. Isn't it?
Oui, cest bon

Yes, this is not a chipmunk. However it is adorable.